Saturday, January 17, 2009

Waaaaaaquin Phoenix is on crack


K, I don't know what's going on with this guy. First he announces that he's retiring from acting, then grows a beard, then shows up on the red carpet with "BYE-GOOD" written on his knuckles, now he announces he wants a music career? Come on waaaaa. OH and Casey Affleck(loser) is making a documentary on him pursuing a music career. Sounds like the next Fahrenheit 9/11.
 
You can just look at this hot mess of a human and automatically feel violated. He is on so many drugs I think Amy Winehouse looked at him and said "Bugguh! Yuh need some 'elp". That's an official quote.

K, so i just felt like writing about this yucky, moldy, skeezy, gross, drugged out, scary, sketchy, fucked up man.

Who wants to start a countdown till he has a room at Promises Rehabilitation Center?

On a serious note, let's not let what happened to his brother River happen to him.

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