Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sasha Fierce to Barack our world.


Beyonce obvs had to get her huge fucking thighs into this shit. I'm not sure if we'll be hearing "Single Ladies", but homegirl will be performing at Obama's Inauguration next week. I can just feel her being like, "This one goes out to you Mr. Bush" then go and perform "Listen" from Dreamgirls. Wouldn't that be just magical? I'm getting excited just in anticipation of her cellulite bouncing around in DC.

Bono, Sheryl Crow, Garth Brooks, James Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, Josh Groban and Usher will also be jumping on the bandwagon. I think Bruce Springsteen is still hot after the 300 years he's been around, so I'm fine with that shit. I could really care less about the others. Actually I'm a big fan of Sheryl Crow and her wannabe lesbian-rock music. Oh and I love me some Bono.

I want everyone to cross their fingers and hope that B wears her freakum dress.

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