
Paris Hilton lost her camera. Why is this news you may ask? It was filled with hundreds of personal photos from her lil' journey to Australia over xmas. I'm just a loser
What else can this bitch do? We know she has herpes, we know that she sucked Rick Saloman's cock, we know that she takes ecstacy, we've seen her pussaysay on many occasions. I don't think she can do much more that would shock us.
Maybe her and Onch can come out with a sequel to 2 girls 1 cup. I don't even know if that masterpiece would shock me. Even though, I'm still pretty haunted by those naked pics of Onch that surfaced a month ago.
Why doesn't Paris hang out with Jodie Sweetin? They would be the new Oprah and Gayle!
don'tmakeoutwithparisunlessyouhavevaltrexhandy.

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