Friday, January 16, 2009

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


E! has cancelled my life. They might as well go ahead and throw some lava on me. Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane has been cancelled. CANCELLED. I can hear your gasps from my basement. Who the fuck do they think they are? That shit was the most intelligent and endearing program I have ever seen, even more than The Game on the CW. 

How dare they? I hope Kimora storms into Chelsea Handler's boyfriend's office and takes a huge dump on his desk with a note that says "Loved working with you -Kimora".

I'm seriously fuming. How will I survive without Ming Lee and Aoki Lee bossing around Kimora's staff?? How will I survive without Kimora's reasonable breakdowns?? I'll have to go on Zoloft to get through this shit.

I'm devastated. DEVASTATED.

theybetternotcancellivinglohan.

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