First Beyonce offers to sing at the inauguration THEN they actually fucking select her. Now Lady Cellulite has revealed what she'll be performing at the inaugural ball. Bitch will be singing "At Last" for Barack and Michelle's first dance as the President and First Lady.
Wouldn't an element of surprise make it so much more Sasha Fierce? If girlfriends gonna be riffing the shit out of an Etta James classic, just like she did in Cadillac Records, she better be wearing her metal glove or some crazy ass outfit. I'm thinking tinfoil and candlewax would look exquisite on her. Fuck that, nothing will ever make her hips/thighs/tushie look human.
Whatever, I'm sure she'll be praised for being amazing blablabla. I'll praise her if she pops out a titty ala Janet Jackson.
peacelovemichelleobama.
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