Johnny Depp ready to fuck like married people? ugh.

According to HollywoodRag Johnny Depp is going to marry his baby mama(she's the bitch with the gross teeth that Depp always takes places). 

First they have 2 kids together and now they wanna get married? Put my cock in a microwave, why don't you!

I'm fucking pissed. Now I have even less of chance to play with Johnny Depp's naughty bits. What does he see in her? Does he enjoy putting his cock inbetween Vanessa Paradis's teeth? Like wtf? I hate my life a lot.

i'dstilldohimbye.