Jenny, I'm not fooled by the rocks that ya got.

No, I'm not talk about my friend Jen Lesser with a big ass, I mean miss Lopez.

Bitch gave a sad excuse as to why she wasn't wearing her wedding ring, "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. That's crazy! It just didn't go with the dress". Shut the fuck up and admit that ya didn't like it when he put a ring on it.

Whatever, J-Lo is the Elizabeth Taylor of our time. She'll get married about 8907 more times and then just have a gay best friend to shoot the shit with. Love ya Jenny, but stop giving these sad excuses.

BTW Jenny, next time ya wanna wear a skankalicious dress like that make sure to wear spanx because those muffin tops are atrosh.

loveyourwobblybitsjenny