Monday, February 23, 2009

Insert gay joke here.

Matthew McConaughey was spotted researching his role in the upcoming Falcon Studios film "Bongs and Dongs". In the upcoming film he plays a stoner that is determined to selfsuck, sure to be a whole lotta family fun. It co-stars Matthew Rush and Ray J... and so begins oscarbait 2010.

We get it Matty, you like yoga. Can't you fucking do it in the comfort of your own home? Honestly I am sick of this shit. I don't even know if I find him attractive anymore because of his continuous flaunting of his lil bod. Can't you just camera-whore out your iphone like Miley Cyrus? It's done wonders for her career. 

i'dobvsstilldroptrouifheaskedto.

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