Monday, February 23, 2009

SImon Cowell is a legit dumbass.


Simon Cowell, or Mantits McGee as I call him, needs to be fucking punched in the face. In what world is he that important that he needs to be that important that he needs to have his body frozen?

At some crazy party for Sir Gordon Brown (like I know who he is) while obvs doing a lil too much, ala Gaga, he was quoted as saying, “I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you’ve been declared dead. Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service”. He obvs had been drinking too much of the kool-aid.

This bitch needs a reality check... cue Elton John to make a statement......

overitbye.

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