So I've never really known why people like Dita Von Teese. I don't think she dresses as amazing as people say she does. She's a fucking over the hill burlesque dancer who became famous after fucking Marilyn Manson. What does she do now? Seriously? Gypsy Rose Lee at least milked her career into her 40s, you just go to events and suck the occasional rock star cock (one thing I commend her for).Whatever so she was at that dramz filled party Elton John had last night after the Oscars looking gross and stealing a photo from 2 of my fav ladies (Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham).
So Dita, do us all a favor and don't attend any more events until you have a shiteous reality show I can applaud you for. Oh and you need botox asap those wrinkles ya got are unacceptable.
grossgrossgrosstoodleoo.
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