NO.
I'm calling my Rabbi and forcing him to do something about this. Lindsay Lohan wants to join the rest of Long Island and go to Yom Kippur services.
Sorry Linds, you are not allowed. Keep your firecrotch out of Temple Beth Elohim thankyouverymuch.
Samantha Ronson is jewish, therefore Lindsay wants to become a jew. I will only accept this shit if she change her name to Rachel Hannah Schwartz and moves to Syosset, NY. FUCKIT, I won't accept this no matter what.
LINDSAY YOU WILL NEVER BE WELCOMED TO MY SEDER TABLE.
What the fuck would her theme for her Bat Mitzvah be? Pap smears?
justwhatnewyorkneedsanotherjewishdyke.
yeah converting is not a good choice right now, the only religious setting she should attend daily is rehab.
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